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April 1, 2007

Such Is Life

"As far as the Australian Government’s concerned, it’s interesting that there’s an election in Australia later this year and Mr Hicks will be in custody until after it, and he won’t be able to speak about his circumstances for another year."

Indeed it is interesting and highly unlikely to be a coincidence.

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Due Credit

One of these men is a “terrorist”.

Spot the Terrorist » The Road to Surfdom

Bannerman doesn’t often do this, but does believe in credit where it’s due. The above linked post is an absolute cracker-jack. Now get over there and pay homage.


April 3, 2007

Price to Pay

Bannerman wound up being quite touched by the interview on 7:30 Report this evening between David Hicks’ military defence lawyer, Marine Major Michael Mori, and Kerry O’Brien. Clearly, Mori wasn’t going to respond to several of Kerry’s questions as Kerry would have liked, but the one telling point in the entire interview came with the very last question. When he returned to his military career, would there be a price to pay for Mori, as a result of his staunch support for and defence of his client over the past four-and-a-half years?

The look of resignation and inevitability which passed across Mori’s chagrinned face spoke volumes, even if his mouth uttered a non-committal platitude. That one question and one facial expression is proof positive, as far as Bannerman is concerned, that the Hicks issue impacted negatively on more than just David Hicks. Kudos to you, Michael Mori. May your legal career rise to great heights upon your exit from the military. May that day come soon and bring you the justice you deserve. Bannerman applauds.

April 4, 2007

No Change

So, the RBA has left interest rates alone. For the time being. Was it the right decision for today's economy, where disposible income is almost entirely absorbed in debt maintenance? Where a balance of trade deficit continues to exist despite a supposedly booming economy?

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April 6, 2007

Definitely NOT Potteresque

Scientists close to Potter-style invisibility cloak

Science is a truly wonderful endeavour, and more children ought to be encouraged to undertake it's study, but why, oh why, does every single new theoretical discovery have to have a military application?

April 9, 2007

The Truth, The Whole Truth...

"They took everything from me apart from my knickers. Then some cotton pyjamas were thrown in for me to wear and four filthy blankets. The metal door slammed shut again."

NEWS.com.au


So says Leading Seaman Faye Turney, youngest of the recently released Royal Navy personnel from Iranian captivity.

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April 10, 2007

Back to the Future....Again

PRIME Minister John Howard has announced a major new deployment of Australian troops to Afghanistan, building up to a 1000-strong presence by 2008.

NEWS.com.au

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April 11, 2007

The Bleeding Obvious

Noted on the ABC news site:

The US-led war on terror is only fuelling more violence by focusing on military solutions

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Bit of Claytons with your Port?

Prime Minister John Howard says he will not be moving to take control over state ports as they struggle to keep up with demand for coal exports.
ABC News

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April 12, 2007

Good Stuff, But A Poor Beginning

"We're not about winning elections in a year, we're about winning debates over a decade. The conservative ideas experiment has been tried and it's failed. They've left Australia with fragile prosperity based on a boom, far too many kids left behind, a changing climate, a divided culture and knee-jerk responses to real security threats." - Michael Cooney, Policy Director, Per Capita Thinktank

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Descent Into Intellectual Limbo

BB picks OCD contestant | NEWS.com.au
Yes, reader......it's that time of year again...

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April 13, 2007

Knee-Slapper

You're a joke, PM tells sheik - National - smh.com.au

"Well, I'm tempted to say we should start treating the man as a joke and in relation to his comments about me, well I've been insulted by experts so I'm rather untroubled by them," Mr Howard said.

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Drawing the Long Bow

PM credits IR laws for jobs surge - National - smh.com.au

workchoices - a difficult draw

"I do believe, after a year - and a year in which 276,000 new jobs have been created - it is reasonable to assert that one of the contributions made to this spectacular growth in employment has been the removal of the unfair-dismissal provisions under Work Choices," - Little Johnny Howler

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It Works!!

And now Bannerman is wondering just what he's done. And why?

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Aussie Cadbury Better Value

Spotted this on Vox

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April 14, 2007

Ideology for the Demagogues

"Nobody should be thrown out of work or lose their business or lose their home because of a zealot, or zealotry in relation to policy" - Peter Costello

So, permit Bannerman a moment of misunderstanding here. It’s not okay to be concerned about the damage that business and industry is doing to our climate on a global scale, but it is okay to deliberately weight the balance of probabilities in favour of the very same businesses and industries when it comes to industrial relations? Those who show their concern for the impacts of climate change, according to the conservative ideology, are zealots. Meanwhile, those same conservatives who champion the ability of business and industry to strip away the earning capacity, lifestyle and benefits of having a job consider themselves friends of the working class.

Of course, Workchoices is good for Australia and not ideologically driven, whereas the zealots championing the resolution of climate change causes are the antithesis. Ideologues.

There’s something wrong with this scenario, Australia. Can you spot what it is?

April 15, 2007

What's It All About?

and now for something completely different....

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April 16, 2007

The Message Has Been Received

Federal Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd and Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey have ended their weekly spot on Seven's Sunrise morning program.

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Is A Photo Cause For Alarm?

Blog bullies propel state of the internet into the spotlight - The Independent

Yes, Virginia, cyber-bullies are real. At the end of the day, they'll always be there and not just in the ether either, now get back to that keyboard and let 'em have it!

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April 17, 2007

No change in the Land of the Free

32 killed in America's worst campus shooting

THIRTY-two people have been killed at a Virginia university in the bloodiest school shooting massacre in US history.


Up to this point in time, that is.

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Of course, he would say that

Howard questions authenticity of AWA data.

Well, he would, wouldn't he. When we get right down to tin tacks, rejection of bad numbers is all Howard has. He surely doesn't have anything concrete to counter the claims in the SMH, or we'd have seen them up in lights. Joe Hockey says the stats 'don't tell the whole story'. Well, c'mon Joe.....we're waiting.

John Winston Howard - Realist?

Howard says he's realistic about his position in the polls and claims the underdog position in the leadup to this years federal election.

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April 18, 2007

Boomtown Rat Race

BBC, Geldof to catalogue all human existence

Geldof, the former frontman for rock group the Boomtown Rats, says he was first inspired to act after hearing about disappearing languages in Africa 20 years ago.


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The Good and the Bad, but not all Ugly

Support for Labor IR plans

"It is not possible to see how any of the major announcements are a forward step for jobs or productivity from where we are today,"

So says Peter Hendy, CEO of the Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry in response to Kevin Rudd's outlining of his party's approach to industrial relations, productivity and climate change.

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Bugger!

Just when Bannerman thought it was safe to open the comments door - after it was mended - it seems this blog has been attacked by a swarm of spambots. The host has aborted any connection to Moveable Type comment scripts, but has offered some salient advice on how to fix the problem. To those of you who so badly want to click that comment button, (yes, there are one or two) fear not! A remedy will be in place tout de suite.

April 19, 2007

Another bites the dust

According to today's Fin Review, yet another property development and investment entity is poised to go under.

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Shields Up, Mr Worf!

startrek_border.jpg Space shield to block radiation

The idea has been likened to the deflector shields which protect the USS Enterprise and other spacecraft in Star Trek. Like their fictional counterparts, these shields could also be switched on and off.


Gene Roddenberry and his school of scientific theorists would be enormously proud to know that so many space science advances are linked back to the original 1960's Star Trek television series.

Gagging for it

Hicks father may defy gag order


Well, excuse the exclamation, reader, but WHAT FUCKING GAG ORDER!??

To the best of Bannerman’s knowledge, it was David Hicks, not Terry Hicks who wound up being shang-hai’d into holding up his hand when the Yanks asked who wanted to go home in exchange for calling ’terrorist’. Gag order, indeed! Any hold the Yanks think they might have over David Hicks is nothing more than a smoke-shrouded mirror anyway. Phillip ’I-may-look-dead-but-I-don’t-smell-that-way’ Ruddock even confirmed it for us earlier this month.

Apparently, this lecture thingo at University of Melbourne’s Law School tomorrow is being streamed. Bannerman has contacted the convenor with a view to obtaining the relevant URL. If he get’s a reply in time, it’ll be advised here.

April 20, 2007

Razors Edge

Rudd tells AMWU boss to 'get real' about IR.

Federal Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd has told a major union boss to 'get real' with his criticism of Labor's new industrial relations (IR) policy.

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Oom-pah Oom-pah stick it up yer joom-pah

PM touts new nuclear reactor as 'triumph'.

"If a nation is unwilling to make a capital investment in projects of this nature, then it's really not interested in our future"

Little Johnny Howler blowing his own trumpet yet again on the nuclear issue. He even deigns to compare the OPAL reactor with a full-blown power generation facility, yet anyone with half a brain knows it's nothing of the kind. This new medical and industrial research facility is a light-water 20Mw reactor. Even the smallest reactors used in military naval vessels range around 150Mw and certainly aren't attached to the myriad scientific instruments that the Sydney OPAL reactor has.

That vast difference isn't likely to stop JWH from blowing the nuclear tuba though.

April 22, 2007

Portents of the past

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A sad way to leave Pukekohe for the V8 Supercar circus, but even sadder is the way race three of this weekend's round three event in New Zealand was run in concert with, and undoubtedly controlled by, television programming.

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How to complain

In the previous entry, Bannerman wrote that he was about to complain to Network Seven re: their motorsport coverage. He did. He rang Seven at Epping to seek a means of access, as Seven don't have a corporate email address. (Shock! Horror!)

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April 23, 2007

Serves 'em right?

Lawyers most depressed

"Law, unfortunately, is a high-pressure profession.''

So it might be, however, isn't it fascinating, reader, that highly skilled neuro-surgeons - such as the one who operated on Bannerman's Mum last Thursday for five hours straight, after performing a similar 4.5 hour op on another patient earlier in the day - don't appear in the top ten most stressful professions?

Surely, dealing with a person's life, their ability to walk, talk and even think holds a far greater responsibility than litigation, building design or insurance.

Priorities

Anzac controversy 'will increase crowds'

"Anzac Day's got to stop being just seen as another public holiday,"

Well, Bannerman has never considered ANZAC Day to be 'just another public holiday' and seriously doubts any true-blue Aussie really does either.

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April 24, 2007

Monkee Business

Apparently this guy is denying these guys their due recognition from their career industry. No reasons given for this denial, but Bannerman supposes that when you own the theatre of recognition involved, you can pretty much let in and keep out whoever you like. Regardless of petty banalities or simple personal dislikes.

As Ned Kelly said.....'such is life'

Motherhood

"As a Government, we've made decisions in the past 11 years that impact directly on the lives of Australians. No doubt we've made our mistakes. All governments do." - John Winston Howard.
Never were truer words written or uttered.

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Awesome Glory

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The power and the glory of the source of all life within it’s realm. Sol, or as we commonly call it, the Sun, now scanned in three dimensions by NASA’s very own stereopticon, STEREO, or to give it’s full title, Solar Terrestrial Relations Observatory. The multimedia animations on the NASA STEREO site are particularly fascinating, and just a little awesome.

April 25, 2007

In Honour of the Progenitor

Being ANZAC Day, and in order for this blog's author to assume his first person stance, (terrible sorry Ken, but no outing this time around) Bannerman has been sent to the shed to fetch another bottle of the amber fluid with which we both commemorate the passing of the man to whom this weblog is dedicated, while I tell you a little about that man, and why he remains in the heart and mind of this writer.

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April 26, 2007

Run and Hide!

New IR body will be 'hand-picked by unions': Howard.

"I tell you what the problem of that is, is that those people will be hand-picked by the union bosses."
"This is a political device to give the impression of modernity but in reality it will hand back even greater power to union bosses,"

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April 27, 2007

Bizarre

Pet pooch scam is baa-king mad

If you thought you lived a sheltered lifestyle, think again.

While the B-man's away

"My name’s Kevin, I’m from Queensland, I’m here to help,"

Seriously, if I’ve* heard that opening line from Kevin Rudd once today, I must have heard it twenty times.

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April 29, 2007

Furphies Anonymous

Australia’s only feasible options are clean coal technology and nuclear power.

ABC News Online

and the light on the hill, according to Anthony Albanese, isn’t the glow from a nuclear waste dump. Yet the 44th Australian Labor Party’s national conference has ratified a policy change, albeit on a slim margin, which will see the ’three mines’ policy consigned to the historical wastebasket.

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Ripped Off!

Actor James Doohan, who played the starship Enterprise’s chief engineer Scotty on Star Trek, finally made it to space on Saturday (local time) as a rocket with some of his ashes was launched in New Mexico.

ABC News Online

When I first read this headline, I felt quite touched. James Doohan, alias ’Scotty’ or Leiutenant-Commander Montgomery Scott late of the United Federation of Planets starship U.S.S. Enterprise, registry NCC 1701-A, had at last reached the stars.

But if you read on, the flight was barely sub-orbital, reaching just 115 klicks before falling back to Earth, the containers with the deceased’s ashes parachuting to the surface, to be mounted on some glitzy plaque by the flight’s organisers for the benefit of the rellies. Well pardon me, but BIG FUCKIN’ DEAL! If Jimmy Doohan could have anything to say about the experience, I dare say he’d snort and claim he’d been gypped. Space be buggered! 115 klicks is barely non-atmospheric, let alone sub-orbital.

This is yet another example of capitalistic American business entrepreneurialism making a killing from the gullible. If you’re going to send a loved-one’s remains into space, or more to the point, if said loved-one WANTS their ashes sent into space, it has to be a one-way trip. Ashes, in rocket, light fuse, wave bye-bye and rocket leaves the Earth’s gravitational pull to sail onward forever and ever, amen. Not a brief trip akin to a reversed bungy jump.

If a launch into the upper stratosphere is the best I could ever hope for, being a trekker and all, I’d rather my genetic successors took my remains out to luggage point, dumped ’em and then spent an equivalent sum of money to the ’space flight’ on getting absolutely plastered in the old fart’s memory. I dare say Stephen Hawking went further and faster earlier this week. What a rort!!