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October 13, 2006

Time Gentlemen?

Sixty percent of polled Australians say it's well nigh time our defence forces came home from the quagmire in Mesopotamia.

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October 20, 2006

Nerve Fading?

George W Bush has been quoted as claiming similarities between the current situation in Iraq with the Tet Offensive era during the Vietnam War. This is a major admission from the American administration that events in Iraq are clearly degrading and causing more than a little concern in Republican political circles.

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October 21, 2006

Assigning Priorities

Human remains - some reportedly as large as arm or leg bones -have been found at the site of the 11 September 2001 attacks in New York.

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October 23, 2006

Finally!

Global warming is now clearly a real issue. Why do I say this? Well, it must be because John Howard is admitting so, judging by his subtle, but defined sidle up to the stance.

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Financial Advisor - Barnaby Joyce

Unpredictable National Party Senator, Barnaby Joyce seems to be moonlighting on his constituents. He appears to be sidelining as a financial advisor.

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October 26, 2006

How Much Are We Prepared To Tolerate?

A disturbing article in the Guardian concerning the reprehensible procedure known as ‘extraordinary rendition’. It’s not sufficient, in my mind, that this process is hinted at as having occurred or might have occurred. It happens. Present tense. Read the article and you’ll get a repetition of yet another tale of a human being being spirited away on a clandestine flight to a part of the world where normal standards of behaviour simply don’t exist. Where people…..human beings…..are treated as semi-sentient animals from whom information is to be extracted. What fascinates me more than anything else in regard to this disgusting process, is the collusion between supposed hated enemies. The US will align itself with whomever it needs to to achieve any unstated aim. Publically reviled enemy states like Syria are freely flirted with in this process of ‘extraordinary rendition’. This, above all else, is what makes the process of intelligence gathering in this manner all the more appalling.

As a member of the so-called civilised western society of humanity, I am appalled at such behaviour, yet I know full well many, many more, especially those in authority in the most powerful nations, are not. They sanction it! All the while they stand resolute, claiming that “American does not condone torture ”. So much bullshit! It’s a time-honoured understanding that America will do whatever America has to do to protect it’s own……even unto its own. The lines have become badly blurred and no ends is justified by the means.

 

I don’t care who you are or where you’re from. Who you’ve lost to what fundamentalist action in what time frame and under which government. When we surrender humanity and all it stands for, we’ve surrendered the right to call ourselves human beings. Condoning the behaviour I allude to above is tantamount to surrender.

Dying a Lie

Somehow we were sent to invade a nation because it was a direct threat to the American people, or to the world, or harbored terrorists, or was involved in the September 11 attacks, or received weapons-grade uranium from Niger, or had mobile weapons labs, or WMD, or had a need to be liberated, or we needed to establish a democracy, or stop an insurgency, or stop a civil war we created that can’t be called a civil war even though it is. Something like that.

Truthdig - Reports - After Pat’s Birthday.

Read it. Honour the memory of a man who died believing what his country fed him. He died misled. He died a lie.

October 28, 2006

The Shrieking Continues

"It is a storm in a cup ... no worries, mate, in Australian“

No one can sack me, says defiant Hilali | News | The Australian.

Why is the Australian media so het up over the purported – translated no less – statements by a cleric of a religious sect which is a minority in this country?

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Sorry To See You Go, Max?

So, if she isn't being pulled by a fresh opportunity, did McKew feel pushed by changing times at the ABC? A new managing director, Mark Scott, was appointed in July, and this month announced anti-bias guidelines for the broadcaster.

McKew quiet about life after Aunty | Media | The Australian.

Valid question, I’d suggest. Especially given Scott’s black-and-white view of media presentation and his reticence to be seen as anything but plain vanilla. In his recent speech to that doyen of conservative thinktankism, The Sydney Institute, Scott was quoted as stating his new editorial guidelines …

would encourage diversity "ensuring the ABC is the town square where debate can flourish and different voices [be] heard".

Clearly Scott doesn’t have a great opinion of current ABC journalism ethics. I’d say Maxine won’t be the last of the current crop of ABC journalists to seek other pastures in which to graze. Why dine where the food is always plain and boring?

October 30, 2006

No Church Please......We're Australian

CATHOLIC schools have raised fears of government interference in their religious affairs after John Howard pledged $90 million for school chaplains, a move the former premier, Bob Carr, called a retrograde and divisive threat to the separation of church and state.

Catholics and Carr wary of school chaplains plan - National - smh.com.au.

On initial assessment, my thoughts were that yet again, this Howard government is attempting to manipulate social mores in order to sway ideologies. It is a mark of this government, to install greater conservative influences within the base levels of society. Non-secular religious influences, conservative school practices, raillery against women’s rights to self-determination of issues regarding their own bodies, and so on. It’s yet more fundamentalism running rampant out of Canberra. Even to the extent that this morning I hear Howard claiming that while he’s all fired up about this ‘Chaplain’ idea, he’ll reserve the right to dole out the money to those schools and individuals they wish to choose. In other words, he’ll decide the suitability of the person’s ideology, thanks very much.

To me, Chaplain means sky-pilot as opposed to what is genuinely needed in our education systems, both public and private, which is trained counsellors. Not bible-bashing pulpit thumpers. I’m with Bob Carr. Governments of any stripe must not indulge in boundary pushing on that imperative standing between church and state. Provide proper, trained and independent psychological support to school communities, but leave religion to those who really feel the need.

Feeding the Second Row

My current job allows me to tele-commute, which is to say, due to technology and a compliant employer, I get to work from home.

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October 31, 2006

Briefly Stern

Courtesy of the Guardian’s Hilary Osborne

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November 1, 2006

Not Hard To Guess Why

The ABC has axed its popular comedy show The Glass House.

ABC News Online.

I’d go so far as to suggest that this is the reason for The Glass House axing.

Stupidly Googled

Here’s a prime example of Labor not effectively using it’s brains before engaging its collective mouth. Pg 77; Pg 79 and then Pg 83

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November 2, 2006

Unethical and Immoral?

Probably. Most privatisation of publically held instrumentalities under the current federal government have had elements of obscene haste about them – the Telstra debate stands out – sufficient to draw the tags of ‘unethical’ and ‘immoral’.

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November 3, 2006

It's okay if we want to go

In the presence of senior American officials at a dinner at Canberra's Old Parliament House, Brendan Nelson warned the Australia-US relationship would suffer if Australia did not stay until the end with its allies in Iraq.

ABC News Online.

Well and truly made to look superfluous and rather sycophantic by this, wouldn’t you say? I also have to comment on the fact that Armitage claims military in Iraq are doing the work of some peerage identity. When was John Howard appointed emperor?

November 6, 2006

Pretending to Care

Queensland Premier Peter Beattie is welcome to attend tomorrow's crisis talks on the plight of the Murray Darling basin

ABC News Online.

It’s an afterthought, and a direct insult to the Premier of the State which has the most to offer to the Murray-Darling river system, through discussions on the massive water storage and catchement zones allocated to the cotton industry on the Queensland-NSW border.

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The Ethics Debate

This week, the Senate sits primarily to debate the private members bill promoted by Senator Kay Patterson(Lib) and supported in kind by Senators Natasha Stott-Despoya (Dem) and Ruth Webber (ALP). The Bill, Prohibition of Human Cloning for Reproduction and the Regulation of Human Embryo Research Amendment Bill 2006, offers much hope for suffers of genetic disease, but poses deeply divisive ethical questions.

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November 7, 2006

So, What Else Is New?

First Tuesday in November and the last thing on my mind, or in fact of interest to me, is the horse race which gives Melbournites a day off work. I'm much more interested in what the board of the Reserve Bank will say about Australia's climbing inflation rate.

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Iraq 1 - Hussein and Coalition 0

A Victory for Freedom or a huge collective sigh of relief from the coalition leadership triumverate? I’ve noticed the few blogs that I scan have all made mention of the show trial verdict to hang Saddam Hussein. ‘What the hell’, I thought, ‘I’ll wade in too!’

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One-In-One-Thousand?

A one thousand year drought. That’s how the water summit held today in Canberra views the current dry in Australia.

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November 9, 2006

Lame Duck Quacks

Donald Rumsfeld is the first of the scapegoats America's now proven lame-duck President will create in response America's electorate's sharply defined rejection of his policy on the Iraq war.

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No Commitments Made

Mr Howard made it clear he respected Bono's rock star status but that respect only went so far: "I don't accept preconditions from anybody."

Herald Sun.

Mikhail Gorbachev didn’t object. Bill Clinton didn’t object, Even ‘Dubya’ didn’t object to meeting with Bono to discuss global poverty and the importance of developed nations honouring the already agreed 0.7% of GDP allocation to resolution of global poverty.

Little Johnny Howler does, however. The arrogance of the man knows no bounds.

November 10, 2006

David Hicks

Amidst the passing of a resolution in the Senate for David Hicks to be brought home, Phillip Ruddock finally agreeing to speak directly with Terry Hicks, Attorneys-General meeting in Perth also calling for Hicks to be released & brought home, Little Johnny Howler states that Hicks cannot be tried here in Oz for alleged crimes which weren't crimes at the time he was captured as a POW, nor are crimes against US civil law.

My only response is - "So What?!!"

November 11, 2006

Carr Speaks Out

I missed the news last evening due to visitors, alcohol and good chat. I did, however, manage to catch the last legs of the interview on Lateline between Maxine McKew and Bob Carr, former NSW Premier and self-confessed avid Ameriphile.

Many people don’t like Carr because of his politics, or his almost sycophantic love of all things Americana, his passion for Gore Vidal or any number of other excuses to belittle a man who obviously has intellect. Whether or not he made a fist of political life in NSW is irrelevant to me. I’m a Queenslander. However, ten years at the top of the tree in State politics has to speak volumes for the man, if not his political bent. I happen to like listening to him speak. He’ll never speak on a subject which he isn’t 100% full bottle on, and when he does speak, it’s with assuredness, confirmation and authority. In other words, he’s worth a listen. Seeing as I missed most of the interview, I’ve downloaded the whole thing from the Lateline site. Thank you, Aunty. Despite having to appear even more politically correct than ever under the Howardian appointed Managing Director, your services are still well and truly worth my eight cents each & every day.

Carr – avid American watcher and aficianardo that he is – pulled no punches. In my experience, he rarely does. Damning the Bush administration for its adventurous, expeditionary, evangelistic zeal for spreading the message of truth, justice and the American (Republican) way throughout the Middle-East. Blaming that zeal for wrecking America’s standing in the global community, which it most certainly has. His view on the adventurism of the Bush led, Cheney inspired lunacy which has seen America fail in Iraq, perhaps carrying on into a concocted scenario in Iran is more than a little disquieting.

I did find what he had to say about the forthcoming NSW state elections in March 2007, and the success of Morris Iemma, to be just a little wishful, as was his claims about Beazley winning off the back of IR, Climate Change, etc. Not that I’d decry any socialist victory, but I find those two to be long bows, quite frankly.

It was good to see and hear him speak again. It’s interesting that the media, and not just our dear Aunty, seek out our former political leaders more and more often these days. Surely a sign that the current incumbents can’t be trusted to speak their minds honestly any more. I for one will be watching the predictions of Bob Carr – America in the M/E, Iemma in NSW and Beazley in the Federal sphere – with renewed interest.

Those who can't, run for president

On the Iraq front, it seems that Bob Carr was right. The American military look likely to take over the formulation of policy in regard to that non-quagmire quagmire. Not before time either. In fact, immediately the flowers and sweets failed to materialise in March 2003, the Military ought to have been handed the reigns by the politicians who wouldn’t know shit from clay about military sponsored regime change.

The adventure in Iraq has failed. To my mind, was always bound to fail. The similarities between Iraq and Viet Nam are too strong to ignore, despite the politicians all claiming other wise. Both will remain in history as foolish adventures in cultural confrontation, which America believed it could change through sheer military power. America is not a colonial power and never will be. She doesn’t have the ethos to manage, only dominate. Management takes finesse, domination takes only strength and ability. There hasn’t been an administration post WW2 which displayed more than rudimentary interest in management, only in domination. One without the other is always doomed to failure.

Now for the exit from Iraq. Hopefully, soon, before too many more lives are wasted in this futile exercise in empirical fervour.

November 12, 2006

Costello Carbonises

I sort of half-watched Insiders this morning, having begun a water change in the aquariums just as the program started. The guest was only Peter Costello, someone I regard as an also-ran on the Australian political scene, so nothing missed there. However, when I heard him mention climate change, I stopped what I was doing and paid attention.

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November 13, 2006

What a difference a day makes

The day in question being last Tuesday, November 7, 2006. A momentus day for United States politics, but also for the global community. The Neo-Con experiment can be now seen to have failed and failed spectacularly with great loss of life, enormous expense and ruination of reputation of not only a nation and culture, but many, many individuals as well. All due to adventurism and some mis-led evangelistic fervour for a world dominated by Pax Americana.

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November 14, 2006

And the first one now will later be last...

The Prime Minstrel is singing sadder tunes these days.

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Egalitarianism Dies

 "We will not interpret this decision as being any sort of constitutionally green light to legislate to the hilt," John Howard on the High Court ruling dismissing the States and Union case against the use of Corporations powers by the Commonwealth. –ABC News

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November 15, 2006

Constitutional Corruption

I’m in agreement with Peter Beattie and Mike Rann, in their calls for a constitutional convention in the aftermath of yesterday’s high court decision validating the governments Workchoices legislation in constitutional terms. Justice Michael Kirby, one of two dissenting judges, said it well.

"once a constitutional Rubicon such as this is crossed, there is rarely a going back".

This decision places enormous pressure on the constitutional federalism this country enjoyed before yesterday morning. John Howard’s claim, and I notice today, Peter Costello’s claim, that this government doesn’t want to take this decision any further in constitutional terms, doesn’t mean that it won’t. This decision opens doors, or more pertinently, opens a Pandora’s Box. Kim Beazley may well tear up the Workchoices legislation, however, the precedent has now been set. Governments post-Howardian now know they can exploit the constitutional gift of the Corporation’s Powers. Australia’s constitution, such as it is in these days, is sorely in need of amendment, in my view.

November 20, 2006

No Honour Among Thieves

The neo-conservatives who helped convince President George W. Bush that the US military could be used to spread democracy are now lashing out at what they see as the incompetent way the Bush administration has fought the Iraq War.

I heard this story on the morning news. I can’t say I was at all surprised, at least not that the Neo-Con dream of a Pax-Americana turned out to be a nightmare. I am surprised though that the architects of the Iraq Invasion, the people who first pushed and petitioned for the seeding of American-style democracy through armed regime change should turn on the person they deliberately setup as their scape goat so quickly after the Republican stranglehold of that very same American democracy at home was broken.

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November 21, 2006

Glowing Report

"While I think it's probably not viable at the moment, I think it will become viable within a 10- to 15-year time frame. And I think that's why we have to start planning now because if we were to leave it 10 to 15 years to start planning for the construction of these facilities, by then it may well be too late."

Thus spake  Martin Blakeman from the mining company Newera Uranium following the release and presentation of Ziggy Switkowski’s report on the Prime Ministerial Taskforce on uranium mining, processing and nuclear energy.

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November 23, 2006

Fear and Loathing, Again.....and Again.

You really do have to ask yourself who pulls whose strings when it comes to deciding who comes to this country, and the manner in which they come.

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November 25, 2006

More Good Sources

Currently listening to ABC Radio National’s Saturday Extra. Geraldine Doogue’s style makes this radio current events and political expose` style program well worth catching. Today’s subjects – a nuclear Iran. Is it worth tolerating or removing?

Cold War Dead - Chill Remains

The so-called ‘Cold War’ ended with the nineth decade of the 20th century. Glasnost and Perestroika instigated by Mikhail Gorbachev in 1985 led the world to believe that a new openness was pervading the former Soviet Union, leading to a better relationship with the western world in both political and social terms. Ian Fleming would feel sadder today then when he wrote his Bond novels. Or would he?

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November 28, 2006

Incompetent

The findings of Commissioner Terence Cole from his inquiry into “certain Australian companies in relation to the UN Oil-For-Food Program” have been delivered. After having been advised 35 times of seemingly untoward occurrences taking place in regard to Australian grain exports to Iraq, before, during and after the coalition invasion of that country, the Howard government and its officers has been found to be clear of criminal involvement.

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November 29, 2006

Thirty Pieces of Silver

Let's take a good close look at this little piece of sleight-of-hand by a corporatised former government instrumentality, and arguably the largest of the Big 4 banks in Australia today.

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November 30, 2006

In the House

Your Bannerman spends a great deal of the working day listening to ABC Newsradio, either for it’s news content, or more particularly for the broadcasts from Parliament House in Canberra. While many may not consider such broadcasts rivetting listening, I personally find it fascinating to take in the machinations of our elected representatives. Particularly Question Time over lunch. It makes for some light entertainment to laugh at the ‘Dorothy Dixers’ and arrogantly ignorant rejoinders from the Government benches to questions posed by the Opposition.

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December 1, 2006

A Song For All, Come Monday

Monday, Monday, can’t trust that day;
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way.
Oh, Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be.
Oh, Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me?

or

 Monday, Monday, so good to me;
Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.
Oh, Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

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December 2, 2006

Keep Your Friends Close.......

"Kevin Rudd and Julia have been very good frontbenchers of mine," Mr Beazley said. "I intend that they continue to be and then I intend them to be ministers."

Kimbo has clearly studied the works of Sun Tzu.

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December 4, 2006

Rudd Wins!

49 votes to 39, Kevin Rudd has taken the ALP leadership from Kim Beazley. Are we now set for a replay of 2003–2004, with a new, fresh approach to leadership for the party? An unsettling six to ten months for the Howard government with a new catalyst in the changed ALP leadership? Are we going to see Labor move forward into a position of greater strength and ultimately take government in 2007, or are we likely to see yet another near miss, as with Latham? Is it even fair to Kevin Rudd to draw that parallel? Time will tell.

Ruddy Reactions

It’s been a disjointed day for your Bannerman. Firstly a network failure at the coal face followed by a very late start to the working day, which thanks to a faster than November broadband plan passed…..well, faster than expected.

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December 6, 2006

Rudd Show

"It is time to rehabilitate the word 'compassion' into our national vocabulary,"

NEWS.com.au.

Is this an indication of the new leadership style? A return to a less conservative style of socialism? The Bannerman’s initial impression from reading Farr’s article was ‘Uh oh……welfare state’. I’m sure that’s not the case, but impressions count and initial impressions more so. Of more specific interest is the use by Rudd of the Menzies analogy.

“Menzies would never have legislated this. Menzies would never have the gall to legislate this. Menzies would have recognised that there is such a great breach in the social contract involved in this legislation, he could never have done it."

Now this, I find, is very telling. Rudd does not intend to take the Beazley line of attack. Simply arguing ideological differences from a vague standpoint because it’s the Oppositions job to ‘oppose’ government. Rudd’s line of attack looks distinctly as though he intends to draw the parallels and differences between Labor and Liberal – especially the hard-line, hard-right brand of conservatism characterised by the Howardian government – in stark black and white. This is good. This is Chifley-esqe.

The Bannerman sees the light up on that hill shining just a little brighter this morning.

A Dice Worth Rolling

David Hicks’ legal team has been granted an urgent hearing in the Federal Court, in a bid to have him released and returned home to Australia by Christmas. The hearing, in which Attorney-General Phillip Ruddock and Foreign Minister Alexander Downer are to be sued for failing in their duty of care to protect the interests of an Australian citizen abroad.

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December 12, 2006

Affirmations and Excursions

Bannerman dislikes intensely highlighting the works of other bloggers, purely because there are very few, in the B-man’s eyes – who warrant attention being drawn. However, and this will not become a regular occasion, attention is drawn this morning to Dunlop’s Murdoch-sponsored bandwidth boon.

As always, Bannerman is not especially enamored by Dunlop’s style, however, he realises that not everyone has the same sense of delivery as he does. Allowances must be made. Let us take issue with the content. Citizenship, specifically Australian citizenship. A multicultural nation we most certainly are, more as a result of the egalitarian approach to distressful events in other parts of the globe from which people of all races, colours and castes fled. Post World War Two many persons immigrated to these shores from European countries devastated in that conflict. Following the Vietnam conflict of the seventies, many South-East Asian peoples fled oppression to come here. And so it’s gone.

Bannerman often vacations on the Queensland border, where great wines and good food are paramount considerations. The ethnicity of that region is primarily southern European, the original immigrants being sometime, if ever, english speakers who came here after the war. They brought their cultural mores with them. Wine-making being one. Bannerman hesitates to state that english was an immigratory necessity in 1946. One wonders how many Italian newcomers, for instance, could actually speak english, let alone know why the large star on the flag has seven points, for example.

The Australian Jewish communities posed a valid question in their submission to DIMIA on this subject.

“The proposition that Australia introduce a formal citizenship test begs the vital question of what it might test for, and how.”

And just who will formulate the basis upon which this test seeks it’s answers. Just what IS the ethos here? Is it really, as Howard stated, to determine just who will and won’t be prepared to defend the country should the need arise? A ridiculous assertion in Bannerman’s eyes. No, this citizenship test/affirmation/entry criteria is yet more ideology from the Howardian stable of staunchly pro-American, ethnically divisive, exclusionist ideals for which Australia is most definitely not known and admired, but for which Howardians desperately yearn. And the timing is just right. The Yanks are introducing a re-vamped test as well. What better opportunity?

The politics of Fear and Loathing are being taken to a new level. Not only will we decide who comes to this country and the manner in which they come, we’ll decide by ameri-centric ethos who get’s to become a second-class of citizen and who remains as a citizenship pariah. The politics of disgust!

 

 

Annan's Five Lessons

Bannerman is smiling sardonically at the responses from the usual media suspects in regard to Kofi Annan’s farewell speech today at the Truman Presidential Library, Independence, Missouri.

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December 13, 2006

When Is A Distraction, Not A Distraction?

Bannerman is watching the seven o’clock ABC news bulletin. He notices the ubiquitous and inevitable media whore, John Winston Howard getting his face on the screen yet again at the Tasmanian and Victorian fire fighting fronts.

Blithe and banal, he shakes hands, chortles with firies who fought the blazes in 1985, saying they don’t look that old and makes a general glad-handing display of himself. Personally, Bannerman believes the old man needs a hair cut if he’s going to appear on television every night of the week.

On the Opposition side of the strait, Kevin Rudd makes a brief appearance in Gippsland and what’s the first thing the media do, but suggest to KR that his presence is a distraction for the firies from their important and difficult task at hand, and perhaps he shouldn’t have come. So….Rudd makes a brief call at one base station at Dargo, and he’s a distraction. Howard drops into Whitfield, Wangaratta and across the Bass Strait to north-eastern Tasmania, and he’s not??! Hmmm…..

Let’s be quite honest. JWH has his dial on the box every night of the week. As Bannerman says, ‘Get a bloody hair cut at least!’ To the media, Bannerman says ‘Wake the fuck up!’

December 14, 2006

To The Local Member

Bannerman’s Federal member in the House of Reps happens to be Andrew Laming. A one term incumbent, Mr.Laming can sometimes be seen on Old Cleveland Road waving at cars in the peak hour rush. Why elected or wanna-be elected persons do that escapes the Bannerman, but many things about the political animal do.

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December 15, 2006

Always Inevitable....or Is It?

Only a matter of time, is the way bannerman has viewed this occurence. With the much vaunted, yet clearly flawed Joint Strike Fighter delivery date being pushed further and further out – now slated for 2013 – Australia’s defensive capabilities were always going to be left wanting. This is a re-run of the late 1960’s purchase of that era’s leading edge tactical strike aircraft, the General Dynamic F-111.

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December 16, 2006

To Do's

"Mr Howard's responsibility is this: one, admit to the Australian people you've got it wrong; two, explain to the Australian people detail of the new strategy,"

ABC News Online.

Bannerman could not agree more.

December 19, 2006

Sycophants Rising

"All of us want to find a way to bring America's sons and daughters home again," Gates said after taking the oath of office as defence secretary from Vice President Dick Cheney at a Pentagon ceremony. "But as the president has made clear, we simply cannot afford to fail in the Middle East. Failure in Iraq at this juncture would be a calamity that would haunt our nation, impair our credibility, and endanger Americans for decades to come."

CNN.com.

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December 31, 2006

Returns, Departures and More Nonsense

Bannerman and his squeeze have returned! The wilds of Queensland’s Granite Belt were delightful…..for the first five days. Then came Boxing Day and the clammering hordes from coastal and interstate suburbia.

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January 2, 2007

Abbott Strikes Again

Eva Cox from the Women's Electoral Lobby has also questioned the decision to include an organisation opposed to abortion. "I think it is politically extraordinarily inept," she said.

But Mr Abbott says Centacare is a professional organisation and safeguards will be in place to ensure women are not pressured into a decision.

ABC News.

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January 4, 2007

Deja Hicks

The US Office of Military Commissions also confirmed today that Hicks would likely be in the first group of Guantanamo Bay inmates charged.

NEWS.com.au.

Well, reader, Bannerman has the distinct feeling that he’s read this story before. Some time in the past, in fact. Maybe some thirty-one months ago?

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January 5, 2007

How To Embarrass Yourself On Radio National

Next week marks the fifth anniversary of David Hicks's imprisonment without trial in the notorious detention centre at Guantanamo Bay. He got there after being sold for $1000 to American special forces in Afghanistan by a Northern Alliance warlord.

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January 7, 2007

A Ton, Not Out!

The federal government is becoming increasingly out of touch when it comes to the child care needs of working families, Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd says.

Yahoo!7 News.

 

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January 12, 2007

Political Cynacism

Bannerman is feeling decidedly cynical. Hardly surprising, given that he’s given the last weeks news articles regarding David Hicks the once-over again. Why cynicism? Why not cynicism. John Howard is cynical. Phillip Ruddock is cynical.

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Until the Twelfth of Never

Bannerman has deliberately allowed a day or so to pass before making any assessments on the Bush plan for American success in Iraq. He (Bannerman, not Bush) has drawn an analogy between the Bush plan, and an oft espoused roulette strategy called ‘Doubling’

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January 14, 2007

Worshiping America.

It may be too late, it may be too little, but Bush has given US strategy at least a fighting chance of success.

That’s a big improvement on the situation even two months ago.

Greg Sheridan.

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January 15, 2007

Giving The Bird

"You cannot simply stick your finger up in the wind and say, 'gee, public opinion's against. We better quit',"

ABC News.

Bannerman believes that Dick Cheney would be singing a different tune, were his boss’s administration half-way through it’s first term, instead of half-way through it’s second, and final term. This dismissal of public opinion, blatant and arrogant as it is, merely serves to highlight the complete and utter disregard the Bush administration holds for the American electorate. This is a sign of current Yankee politics. “Oh well……we’re fucked come the end of this term, so to hell with them all.”

Bannerman believes the Bush administration is indeed holding up a finger to public opinion.

Bush administration treatment of public opinion

January 17, 2007

Blundstone - Asian for Unemployment

The company says it is relocating because it cannot compete with low-cost imports.

ABC News.

And this despite being the recipient of millions in taxpayer-funded government support. Bannerman wonders why, with all those millions in support, the company simply doesn’t lay off a few workers and slap AWA’s in front of the remainder. That’s the Workchoices solution, isn’t it?

Political Mother

"The formality of weddings has never been a big thing for me," Ms Gillard says. “I'm not an actively religious person, so you manage your relationships on the basis of whether you feel committed or not, rather than have you been through a particular ceremony. People have all sorts of choices - for me (marriage) doesn't loom large."

Julia Gillard.

Bannerman entirely agrees. He also entirely agrees with Ms Gillards estimation that motherhood and politics at the top level simply don’t mix. Consider Mark Latham. Not as a mother, although some might use that term in a derogatory fashion. His own focus on family would loom large in his failure, although from differing aspects than those which effect women in politics. Politics is most definitely NOT a mens only game, but women who believe that full-on motherhood and a top level political career are not only possible, but also achievable options together, simply aren’t being realistic.

Imagine, for example, Prime Minister Mother at an Asian Trade conference more concerned with her toddlers teething difficulties than avoiding being conned in trade negotiations. Yes, fanciful scenario and highly unlikely to ever occur, but Bannerman would ask the reader to consider just why said scenario would be so unlikely. The answer is quite simple. Motherhood and political leadership aren’t compatible. In fact, the very idea is laughable, just as is the concept of John W Howard caring about David Hicks.

 

"You Want How Long Off????!!!!

Bannerman heard this snippet this morning and didn’t quite believe his ears. Looking up the internet news soon confirmed that his hearing is fine. He’s wondering if ALP policy makers thought processes are though.

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Pimping the PM

Acting Prime Minister Mark Vaile has rebutted Deputy Opposition Leader Julia Gillard's claims that it is unlikely a mother would reach the office of prime minister.

ABC News.

Well, when you’re acting PM and Little Johnny Howler is off on another tax-payer funded jaunt, naturally you’ll lunge at any opportunity to score a point. However weak and tainted that point might be.

In truth, when you get right down to it, Vaile is right. There is currently a mother in the role of PM. The instincts are void, but he’s a mother none the less.

January 18, 2007

Me Too!!!!

The United States ambassador to the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) forum says America must be included in any Asia-Pacific free trade agreement.

ABC News.

In a parody of the Monty Python sketch, Spanish Inquisition, it seems that absolutely nothing is to be permitted to take place on the face of the globe unless the United States is included. The US is demanding to be included in any Asia-Pacific FTA, and if it eventually is, just watch the rubbery mask come off. Thing is though, everyone expects the United States. To whinge and bitch about not getting their own way when it comes to trade negotiations, that is.

Bannerman says, Fuck ‘em! East Asia is most definitely NOT the Washington ring road.

Time To Line 'em Up

The Federal Opposition is calling on the Government to take action against a Sydney cleric for encouraging Muslim children to die as martyrs. The head of the Global Islam Youth Centre, Sheikh Feiz Mohammed, also referred to Jewish people as pigs in a video of one his lectures.

ABC News.

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January 19, 2007

Kangaroo Capers - Again!

"The rules even allow hearsay within hearsay, meaning that Mr Hicks could be placed in a position where he doesn't have the opportunity to cross-examine the person twice removed from the witness who actually made an allegation about him,"

theage.

He said that she said that he heard that David Hicks is a card carrying Al Qaeda member. That’s how Dick Cheney wants the military commission process to function. The process which was deliberately legislated as an act of government, to remove it from the reach of a justice system which decreed its predecessor illegal in 2006. David Hicks is still to be charged under this kangaroo court system. Why, escapes your Bannerman, although he does note, with some considerable chagrin, the stunningly loud silence with which the Australian government are complaining.

Kangaroo Capers - Again!

"The rules even allow hearsay within hearsay, meaning that Mr Hicks could be placed in a position where he doesn't have the opportunity to cross-examine the person twice removed from the witness who actually made an allegation about him,"

theage.

He said that she said that he heard that David Hicks is a card carrying Al Qaeda member. That’s how Dick Cheney wants the military commission process to function. The process which was deliberately legislated as an act of government, to remove it from the reach of a justice system which decreed its predecessor illegal in 2006. David Hicks is still to be charged under this kangaroo court system. Why, escapes your Bannerman, although he does note, with some considerable chagrin, the stunningly loud silence with which the Australian government are complaining.

Peas in a Christian Pod

Bannerman is concerned, but not really all that surprised that Little Johnny Howler should choose to be a party to a video supporting a Christian fringe group.

Howler is, supposedly, a Christian. Devout or otherwise is irrelevant, but that he chooses to use his Christianity for political advantage is not in question. He isn’t overt or radical about it, but he is openly considerate of Christian organisations, as this issue shows clearly.

Disingenuity aside, Bannerman considers overt displays of any form of religious allegiance by politicians like Howler to be not only poor politics, but openly ignorant and dismissive of faiths other than those promoted. Howler, if he really is as smart a politician as Bannerman considers him to be, should never have associated himself with an organisation like ‘Catch the Fire Ministeries’, or failed Family First candidates such as Danny Nalliah. Maybe he’s not that smart a politician. Certainly not if he’s happy to associate with religious nutbags like Nalliah and Scott.

January 20, 2007

Dolly Weeps (Crocodile Tears)

Bannerman is outraged!!!  The man is alive, isn’t he?!!! What more can a concerned politician do???!

January 21, 2007

In To Win

"The stakes will be high when America chooses a new president in 2008.”

ABC News.

A massive understatement if ever there was one. America could do a hell of a lot worse than elect her first female President. In fact, she already has what history will surely record as her worst President. George Walker Bush. Asleep to international terrorism, ignorant of public opinion, blind to economic failure, a war monger, a foreign policy destroyer, Bush has taken America down to low road in her relations with the global community, and further sullies her reputation by claiming his God commands he does what he’s done.

Indeed, Bannerman believes that America has already done far worse than Hillary Clinton. In 2008, she can only do better.

Federal Government Stands Condemned

"The conclusions of the British parliamentary committee that you don't have the most basic standards applying at Guantanamo Bay adds weight to our view about the fact that David Hicks has been there for too long and ought now to be released." – Kelvin Thompson, Opposition Legal Affairs spokesman

Attorney-General Philip Ruddock was in transit but a spokesman said: "We've been assured the facilities at Guantanamo Bay are modelled on maximum security prisons in the United States".

Sydney Morning Herald.

Ruddock’s spokesperson needs to undertake a little research before opening their flapper:

‘In some jurisdictions, supermax prisoners can acquire increased privileges and amenities-e.g. more telephone calls, access to radio or a television, the ability to walk to the shower without handcuffs or shackles-as an incentive and reward for appropriate behaviour. But the privileges usually only reflect a tinkering at the edges of the basic model of confinement and do not significantly ameliorate the conditions. Moreover, these "privileges" are taken away as punishment for even minor infractions.’

‘Once an inmate is in a supermax, there is usually some sort of periodic review to determine if there is a need for continued segregation or, in facilities with progressive incentive levels, whether an inmate should be moved up or down. Unfortunately, the reviews are often perfunctory, concluding with reiterations of stale justifications. Staff rarely have adequate familiarity with or background information about inmates to make considered judgements -- and there are insufficient institutional incentives for them to give sufficient weight to the inmates' right to be free of unnecessary restrictions.’ 

Human Rights Watch ‘Out-of-Sight’ Briefing Paper on US Supermax Prison conditions, 2000

Bannerman wonders when David Hicks was last permitted to make a telephone call when he wanted to, listen to radio or watch television, walk to the showers unshackled. He also wonders what review process has ever been undertaken over the past five years to determine Hicks’ need to be held in almost continual solitary confinement.

Clearly, even though what we hear about through the media is often third hand, Guantanamo Bay does not meet even the Human Rights Watch assessment of US Supermax prison conditions. David Hicks must be released and repatriated to Australia without delay. Failure by the Howard government to see to this requirement with despatch condemns it for all time as failed guardians of Australian civil rights.

January 22, 2007

Big Day Out flag restrictions applauded. 22/01/2007. ABC News Online

Prime Minister John Howard has called the move stupid and offensive, while Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd says it is "political correctness gone mad".

ABC News.

Naturally, the leaders of the two major political parties would say that. Rudd after Howard especially. Howard most particularly because he so desperately wants, nay, needs to be seen by the electorate as the quintessential patriotic Aussie. Kevin Rudd is being led along by his political nose. What he really believes is not known because of his party’s need to be seen to be either strenuously opposed to Howard’s ideals in a strong public position, or with him in a perceived public position.

Bannerman applauds Andrew Bartlett and the democrats for stating the bleeding obvious. The symbol of nationalism – which is all a flag is, apart from a collection of stitched coloured cloth, is being used by those who see it to their benefit to do so. Such was the ethos of National Socialism in Germany, circa 1932. At every turn, the swastika showed the German peoples allegiance to an ideal. Just what ‘ideal’ are Australian’s being aligned with in this politically promoted allegiance to a flag which remembers a nations colonial heritage and nothing else?

The Democrats are quite right in supporting the stand of the Big Day Out’s organisers. Whatever our nation’s flag may be, whatever it may represent, it must not be permitted to be used as a rallying point for martyrs and jingoists, nor must it be permitted to be denigrated by those whose focus is other than a peaceful, united and rational Australian community.

 

January 23, 2007

Many is the slip.....

Bannerman is watching 7:30 Report (transcript available tomorrow). He notes with some minor excitement that Little Johnny Howler has just used the word ‘guarantee’. As in the context of the Australian electorate realising who can ‘guarantee’ continuing economic prosperity.

This is a distinct change of tack from the master politician. Never before has he uttered that word or inferred any form of iron clad confidence from his government. Now he has. Is this a slip, in the tasting of a potential electoral victory? Has the clever man slipped? Time will tell.

January 24, 2007

.... To Take Your Heart Away ....

"The Australia I want for the future has a strong economy, but one where we don't throw the fair go out the back door," - Federal Opposition Leader, Kevin Rudd

ABC News.

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Asymmetrical Blogospheric Arse-Hattedness

There’s yet another “Find Your Political Bent” quiz alive and thriving within the OzBlogosphere. It’s living here.

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January 25, 2007

Rally, rally 'round the table. Get yer water while yer able

Howard unveils $10b water plan

ABC News.

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January 26, 2007

Aussie Values - Take the Test

From the former DIMIA, especially for the Sheik Taj el-Din Al Hilali. Here ya go, Sheik! Rub our convict noses in your 100% Australianism. Of course, any other pretender only has to get 75%, but seeing as you're such an all over Aussie, you'll need to get 100%. Off ya go!

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January 27, 2007

Pot, Kettle.......

"I think that in private Kevin is a very sincere Christian but in public, on the evidence so far, he looks more like a very calculating politician,"

Tony Abbott.

A lot more astute and way more honest than you, eh Tony?

 

January 28, 2007

Old fart says no shit!

"It doesn't matter where you go in Australia - you talk about Toowoomba and they say that's where you drink recycled sewage."

ABC News.

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January 29, 2007

So much for standards

Research by Monash University academic Bob Birrell has found a third of foreign students are graduating without a competent level of English.

But ( Federal Education Minister ) Ms (Julie) Bishop says Australian universities only enrol foreign students once they have achieved international standards of language proficiency.

ABC News .

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January 31, 2007

When?

When will the games surrounding the life and mental stability of David Hicks end? When the United States administration gets what it wants? A proof-of-life scapegoat for all of it’s political, social and humanitarian failings?

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Push HARDER!!!!

I don’t want to see you.

I am afraid to speak to you.

The Road to Surfdom.

Rarely will the Bannerman link to another’s blog for the sake of pushing an issue. In the case of David Hicks, this issue, and this post, requires a bloody good shove along!

 

Let this man go!!!!!

This article, among many, many others highlights the ever increasing focus by Australians on the plight of David Hicks. Politicians of every stripe except those of the inner circle of the coalition government are calling for, at the very least, an independent psychiatric assessment of Hicks. The inner circle appear quite satisfied with asking the obvious questions and receiving the obvious answers.

The time is long past for this man’s release. He is NOT charged. He cannot be charged with any supposed crime which in any proper court would survive the initial perusal of the presiding authority. He faces a kangaroo court of the U.S. administration’s convenience. His own government has abandoned him out of political convenience and he flatly refuses to see its representatives. Those representatives continue to force themselves upon him, despite his written proclamations refuting their ‘assistance’, and for that he is said to suffer retribution at the hands of a so-called ally.

When will Australia rise up against its government and demand this man’s release?

For Fuck Sake!!!!

"It's already been proven that HECS is not a deterrent to the courses that students undertake,"

ABC News.

Really??! Bannerman would really like to read the results of that research. Easy, isn’t it, to make blanket claims in a bid to dismiss a political opponent's statements. This article, and Julie Bishop’s ambit dismissal is so much akin to that of some bloggers as to be immediately laughed off as knee-jerk reactions to an opponents claim.

Let’s wait for the release of the policy document proper, shall we………Andrew?

 

February 4, 2007

ret·ro·spec·tive

1 a (1) : of, relating to, or given to retrospection : based on memory <a retrospective report> b : being a retrospective <a retrospective exhibition>
2 : affecting things past : RETROACTIVE<retrospective laws>
3 : relating to or being a study (as of a disease) that starts with the present condition of a population of individuals and collects data about their past history to explain their present condition

In short, the word means acting, or an enaction on the present, taking into account something from the past. Of course, it means something completely different here in Australia, to what it may well mean in the United States english language lexicon. As Little Johnny Howler said today:

“What the Americans do is up to the Americans”

Interpret it as you will, reader. The intent is quite clear. Australia will do absolutely nothing to interfere with the American english dictionary, regardless of whether the life or mind of an Australian citizen is at stake. Let this be a lesson to those of you contemplating even thinking about becoming a soldier of fortune.

February 5, 2007

Back To The Grind

All the bullshit starts again tomorrow, this time for an election year. Bannerman really can’t wait! he’s on tenter-hooks just craving the Newsradio broadcasts of the House and the Senate. Sad isn’t it? Maybe so, but if more Australian voters took note of what happened in their Parliament, the country might not be subject to such arrogant, ignorant governments.

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February 6, 2007

Reasonable or Unreasonable?

"I would like for the Minister to see that I am human and let him know that while I've made mistakes in the past those mistakes are in the past and I ask the Minister to judge me for the man I am today," – Robert Jovicic

 

Not an unreasonable request. Clearly, this is not an unreasonable human being. Bannerman is fascinated to discover just what Kevin Andrews’ reaction to Jovicic’s plight will be

February 7, 2007

Well Stated, Madam and Sir!

As previously stated in this tome, Bannerman enjoys partaking of the audio provided by ABC Newsradio from the federal Parliament when it sits. Today’s broadcast from the Senate struck particular chords with the Bannerman, in particular the addresses to the house on the Australian Citizenship Bill 2006 and Australian Citizenship (Transitionals and Consequentials) Bill 2006 by Senators Nettle (Greens) and Bartlett (Democrats).

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We can't go alone...

Malcolm Turnbull reckons:

"Many of us have water tanks and it’s all very commendable ... but it’s not going to solve the problem by itself. If we go it alone and clean up our own back yard ... that may be commendable, it may be admirable, but it will have no impact unless it is matched by global action. And we could pay a very heavy price, a very heavy sacrifice indeed."

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February 8, 2007

Uno su Uno

Bannerman just finished watching the much awaited ’debate’ between Mister Millionaire, Malcolm Turnbull and Mister Greenie, Peter Garrett on 7:30 Report.

The transcript won’t be available until tomorrow morning, however one thing about the interaction stood out clearly to the Bannerman. As eloquent as Turnbull appears to be, and as well armed with notes as he clearly was, Garrett never once stooped to character assassination of his opponent as Turnbull did on at least two occasions. Bannerman also noted that while Turnbull constantly referred to notes of what Garrett allegedly said at nameless interviews with the media, Garrett issued forth with facts, figures and a well defined stand on where he and his party stand on issues such as carbon trading, climate change and alternate energies.

Less than thirty minutes spent discussing an enormously broad-ranging set of issues such as Turnbull and Garrett represent for their respective parties is hardly indicative of the strength of the proponent’s arguments or the individual’s ability to support it respectively. However, it is clear to the Bannerman just what the tactics of both are in this face-to-face style of presentation. It’s also clear just which one has the more powerful presence.

February 9, 2007

Word Power

"This suggestion that because detainees are there, that that is in itself evidence of terrorism, or their being a terrorist, simply puts the lie to any attempt to deal with them in a fair and open manner,"
David McLeod, lawyer for David Hicks

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What defines a ’dangerous terrorist’? Someone’s say so? Is it necessary for said alleged terrorist to have killed someone? Fired a gun, carried a stanley knife, perhaps. Bannerman thinks that all of us could be classified as terrorists if the latter proviso comes into play.

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Hubristic Plans of Mice and Men

PM warns states against playing water games. 09/02/2007. ABC News OnlineThe Prime Minister has implored the state and territory leaders to take up the Commonwealth’s plan for the Murray-Darling Basin for the good of the nation. - ABC News Online

Alas, Little Johnny Howler’s tactic of attempting to play statesman while employing yet another wedge on the Labor states and territories seems to have come a cropper.

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February 11, 2007

répondez s'il vous plait

Vladimir Putin has made what he says is "an invitation to think" to the United States of America. Using the term ’Unipolar’, he has openly accused the U.S. of overly provocative and internationally illegal tactics in it’s foreign policy of unilateral pre-emption.

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Election 2007, Phase 1


PM pledges funds for elderly Australians. 11/02/2007. ABC News Online

It’s an election year. Can you tell? As Kevin Rudd suggests, make up your own mind about the timing.

To Nark or not to Nark

Your either rat on the ally or you accept your orders and do as you’re told
You either Rat or you Nark

"You either go or you stay, you either rat on the ally or you stay with the ally," - John Winston Howard

"It depends where we are on the rotation cycle and they are normally of a six-month duration, and it depends also on the detail of those consultations with the Americans," - Kevin Michael Rudd, in response to Howard’s foamy-mouthed outrage at US Presidential candidate, Barack Obama’s statement that he would withdraw US troops from Iraq in early 2008, if he is successful at the polls.

In the Bannerman’s parlance, to rat on someone is to give them up to relevant authorities for alleged wrong-doings. This is borne out by the Urban Dictionary:

RAT - someone who snitches on others. tattletale, snitch.

If Little Johnny Howler wants to be a nark, he ought to at the least get his colloquialisms in a row.

Maybe it went down like this...

A possible conversation between Alexander Downer and Robert Gates, as imagined by Bannerman

DOWNER: G’day Bob. I’d heard you were in Munich. Rattled any beer halls yet? [lightly chuckles]

GATES: Hey Lex......good to see you. Yeh, trying to drum up a few more troops for Afghanistan. You know how Europe is. You here on business or pleasure?

DOWNER: [nods knowingly] Well......business really. The Boss is getting jumpy over this Hicks thing, y’know. We have an election this year and the public have finally woken up that you’re holding one of ours at Gitmo. Bloody media prats don’t help either. [scowls] Look, when are you fellows likely to be doing something concrete, so we can tell the media to back off?

GATES: [casts eyes around furtively] Weeeeell, you know how the law goes, Lex. We got our butts canned last year and Dubya doesn’t want any repeats. He’s sort of inferred that he’d like the problem to just go away. [chuckles] Had to send an explanatory memo to the CIA on that one. They kinda got all excited.

[joint mirth on the part of both men]

DOWNER: [frowns] Yes, I know Bob.....but the Weasel’s got his election allergy acting up. Surely you can give me something to be going on with? Can’t you at least formalise those charges? Oh.....by the way.....nice one on the ’material aid’ bit. Next to impossible to disprove, eh? [elbows Gates, nudge-nudge style]

GATES: [frowns] Yeh.....next to impossible to make stick as well, what with the fact that some klutz has already admitted we know he’s never fired a shot at our boys. [shrugs] Still....he was in Afghanistan, so that has to count for something, I guess.

DOWNER: [looks hopeful] So....I can tell the Boss you’re gonna lay charges ASAP? A court date, maybe?? Middle of February is coming up fast.

GATES: [throws hands up] Awww look, Lexy. Why don’t we just send the asshole home? He’s yours anyway and getting him back would certainly kill any dissent in your media and lay public opinion. You could even sell the deal by telling the people what a great bunch we all are - you guys included, of course.

DOWNER: [gasps for breath and clasps hands around face. Voice rises several octaves] WHAT!! And admit that all the things we’d call him, accused him of and hidden behind while you held onto him were all a fraud???!!! Are you mad?! It would mean the end us politically.

GATES: [smirks knowingly] Well, look at it this way, Lex. I’ll be out of a job by years end and misery just loves company, right? Play your cards right, and you might still be in line for that chair at the UN.

DOWNER: [nods while searching for agreement] So.....what you’re saying is that I should just go home and tell everyone we’ve spoken about the issue, and leave well enough alone??

GATES: [gives ’Dolly’ the two finger pistol salute and winks] Y’know, for a guy with a public school accent you’re pretty street smart, Lex.

February 13, 2007

It's a Free World....When America Makes the Rules

"Only when we get through the next six, 12 months or whatever period of time it takes will we be in a position to make any reasonable and responsible judgement about whether the United States, Britain or anyone else is in a position to withdraw,"
PM standing up for Australia

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Author! Author!

one billion dollars a year, which is less than half a per cent of Commonwealth Government expenditure” - Senator Nick Minchin at current Senate Estimate hearings

Clearly this government has no regard for it’s current rate of expenditure, nor how it’s spending is dissembled. Surely ’tis time this government was given the ultimate wake-up call with a turfing out at the polls.

Bannerman wishes to draw attention to a very succinct, very authoritative and very pointed critique from the Senator for Queensland, Andrew Bartlett. Also a surmising of a potential future trap for the unwary Australian republican proponent from Cam Riley.

Well formed and stated, gentlemen. Bannerman applauds.

February 14, 2007

The Sycophant in the Room

"One of the key points it made was that a premature withdrawal would be a disaster," - Alexander Downer
ABC News Online


Here’s a serious question from the Bannerman. Does anyone honestly pay any attention to what ’Dolly’ Downer has to say on any issue which originates from the mouth of his fearless leader? Take the above selective quote, supposedly originating from the Baker-Hamilton report on what is purported in the media lately as the primary recommendation of a staged withdrawal from Iraq by U.S. military forces.

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February 15, 2007

Didgeridoo, Your Mateship!

In yet another first for the Hyperidian Bannerman, promotion of an American comedy show.

Stephen Colbert’s Daily Show, making some rather pointed comments about our own glorious leader.

Deadlines and Dodos

"We don’t agree that the deadline, so-called, has been ignored," - Helen Coonan
ABC News Online


Doubtless, Helen Coonan doesn’t believe the deadline Howard supposedly gave to the Yanks re: David Hicks has been ignored, just as she doesn’t believe Telstra is shafting rural Australia or that people really don’t want digital television.

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February 16, 2007

Beware of the Leopard!

Bannerman isn’t feeling all that charitable at the moment, so the reader will need to excuse him if he seems less then his usual ebullient self. Reason? Well, there are undoubtedly many, but for the sake of this post, let’s assume it’s to do with David Hicks.

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February 18, 2007

Power to the People

Hicks coming home
No, reader, don’t get your hopes up. Bannerman certainly isn’t. However it is telling that people power, real democracy as opposed to the usual kind we see once every three years, is finally starting to win through. Bannerman eagerly awaits the day that Howard is forced to accede to people pressure, even if it is only for political expediency.

February 19, 2007

'Our' Water

"We would take our share for Queensland so there would be a benefit for us, but this would create a healthy Murray-Darling," - Chairman Beattie

'Water war' fears over resurrected Bradfield scheme. 19/02/2007. ABC News Online.

The Bradfield Plan has had two resurrections since being canned in 1933. Once in 1947 and again in the 1981. The reason it hasn’t been actioned to date is one of cost -v– benefit.

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February 20, 2007

Home Alone

’Mr Andrews says it’s not possible under Australian law for Mr Jovicic to be granted Australian citizenship at this time.’
Lateline - 20/02/2007


Bannerman draws the readers attention to the last three words in Kevin Andrews’ or his department spokesperson’s statement on the future of Robert Jovicic. "...at this time." Bannerman wants to know just when, under Australian law, it will become possible for Mr Jovicic to be granted at least a return to permanent residency, pending his citizenship instatement? Bannerman wants to know why the Howardian regime appears intent on toying with this man’s future, after bowing to the weight of public opinion and returning him to the country he has spent 99.95% of his life in?

Bannerman asks whether Australia is still the land of the Fair Go, or has it, under the conservative regime, become a society of moralising judgementalists? The simple facts are that Robert Jovicic is a human being. He has admitted he made mistakes in life. He is asking for a ’fair go’. A chance to prove that what he claims to be a changed persona is in fact that. Bannerman believes in the spirit of true Australiana. Jovicic deserves the benefit of the doubt. He deserves the ’fair go’ he asks for. He does not deserve to be treated as a disposable piece of humanity to be discarded at the whim of a bigoted, self-serving government which has form on the issues of regard for human rights.

How many politicians does it take...

The humble incandescent light bulb is about to become history as Australia dumps it in favour of more energy efficient technology.

Sydney Morning Herald.

The more efficient technology? Compact Fluorescent Lightbulbs, of course. The ones that cost more in energy terms to manufacture, aren’t suitable for enclosures as spotlights or downlights and contain that nasty neurotoxin, mercury.

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Media Pressure

A television alert from the Bannerman. Tonight is certainly David Hicks night on SBS. ’Insight’ at 7:30pm has Phillip Ruddock and Terry Hicks together in the same audience discussing the issue of David Hicks. Then at 10:00pm, SBS is replaying the documentary, ’The President versus David Hicks’.

To cap the television media pressure, we hear now that ’Dubya’ rang L.J.Howler at dawn, no less, today. He wanted to discuss North Korea. Little Johnny hit him up over David Hicks. Bannerman can imagine the tenor of the conversation, with ’Dubya’ wanting to talk top level stuff and L.J. whining about 2007 being an election year and he’s feeling the heat, George. Can’t you do something?

It’s tough at the top. Bannerman hopes it gets a hell of a lot hotter and tougher and in short order.

Full review of the 'Insight' program tomorrow, hopefully with transcript.

February 24, 2007

The Fire in Which We Burn

Bannerman was hugely amused to see Little Johnny Howler on this evenings news planting his hoof squarely in his gob by openly stating that he’s not a supporter of David Hicks. The truth, it’s said, will always out. This is the same man who pretends, for the sake of political expediency, that he’s concerned about the length of time taken to see Hicks face any form of justice. Not that the Bush administration sponsored military commission process is any form of justice. 

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February 26, 2007

Celebrity Stakes

"I’m sorry to be losing a constituent but she could have run against me in Warringah without leaving home. I’m just a little surprised if she feels the way she does, she hasn’t done just that."
Tony Abbott on Maxine McKew’s preselection for the seat of Bennelong


The Howardian cabal is clearly fearful and skittish that people like McKew are actually taking the steps that she is taking. Moving home isn’t cheap, but Bannerman presumes the Labor Party is assisting with costs. The tactic of standing against Howard is a good one. It’s yet another mind game on the part of Kevin Rudd as his stated style is one of mind-fucking Howard at every opportunity. Bannerman believes the bravery of McKew in suggesting her stand, and Rudd’s acceptance of the opportunity, stand the party in good stead for later this year.

Tony Abbott is upset that she’s not standing against him? Surely......and Bannerman’s arse is a banjo. Warringah isn’t as borderline as Bennelong. As much as Abbott might like to believe he’s a lynch-pin politician, defeating him wouldn’t have half as much impact as defeating Howard will. The chiming in by the Liberal Party back bench in what is essentially a non-event in electoral terms overall, is also very revealing.

Bannerman believes McKew stands an excellent chance of taking Bennelong. She is highly intelligent, decisive, policy-oriented and well known to the demographic of Bennelong. Being a celebrity may not be the be-all and end-all, but being an intelligent, clever and focussed female in politics gets you pretty close.

March 1, 2007

Presenting With Distaste, Tony Abbott

Bannerman listens to Parliamentary broadcasts almost religiously. In fact, it’s the most fun you can have with a radio while working without actually having to listen to it. Closely that is.

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March 3, 2007

For Whom the Bell Tolls

"The Australian people at the very, very least are entitled to a full account of what happened, an admission from him that the real purpose of those meetings was to advance his political career, and an acknowledgment that in trying to pretend otherwise he has misled the Australian people"

So says the most accomplished teller of falsehoods the Australian political process has ever produced.

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March 6, 2007

Where There's Smoke

SEVERAL Federal Liberal MPs, including a former minister, are embroiled in a police investigation into alleged abuse of electoral allowances.

Hearing this issue aired on this morning’s news broadcasts hardly surprises Bannerman.

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March 7, 2007

Have We Got A Deal For You!

"Now I think the best we can hope for is for the JSF to buck the trend in aviation projects and deliver the promised capability on time and on budget."
Andrew Davies - Program Director for Operations and Capability at the Australian Strategic Policy Institute.

An interesting, if succinct article on the government’s rather strange decision to outlay A$6billion on what is regarded as a stop-gap measure by purchasing 24 Boeing (formerly McDonnell Douglas) F/A-18 E/F fighter attack aircraft. The questions Davies asks are valid. Are we, the taxpayers, being hoodwinked into believing that the JSF program is not in trouble and subject to delays? Is the government outlaying funds on a temporary stop-gap which is likely to turn into the first of two probable purchases of an aircraft which will in all likelihood be out-moded by the time any penny, with reference to the JSF program running into protracted delays and budget escalations, drops?

From Bannerman’s research into the Super Hornet, it is entirely unsuited as a replacement, either short or long term, for either the existing F-111 or F/A 18A aircraft fleet. By engaging in this purchase now, Australia is all but locked into further purchases should the JSF program be proven to have run into serious problems.

Well worth a read.

March 11, 2007

One Wishes Only To Serve

Prime Minister John Howard has defended a security pact to be signed with Japan this week, despite concerns from China and South Korea.

Yahoo!7 News

Sixty-two years ago Australia saw off the empire of Japan as the greatest threat to this country’s future security ever faced since the first fleet dropped anchor in Port Jackson. Today, we’re offering to stand by that nation, protect her and her citizens should she ever come under attack, as she supposedly pledges to stand by this nation likewise. The connotations are more than a little un-nerving.

The man to whom this tome is dedicated would spin in his grave if he had one.

Of course, a slightly more than skin deep appraisal of this ’security pact’ reveals a distinct flavour of Pax Americana. In conjunction with the security pact between Japan and the U.S., the Australia-Japan Defence Pact is aimed squarely at North Korea. The linked article’s oblique reference to the ’U.S.-led Proliferation Security Initiativeis sufficient to qualify that claim.

Australia is no longer a nation with an independent position on issues of concern and import throughout the world. She is merely the obedient serf of the hegemonic master.

March 12, 2007

Daylight Come

Harry Belafonte called President Bush “the greatest terrorist in the world” on Sunday
MSNBC.com


Bannerman was fortunate to listen to an interview between Stephen Evans of the BBC and Belafonte on NewsRadio this morning. Belafonte’s statements regarding Rice and Powell, as black American’s in the house of a white master would appear quite relevant. Especially when one considers that neither individual are revered as important individuals anywhere in the world.

Then again, the master is hardly revered anywhere in the world either. Out of interest, Bannerman came across this transcript from an American radio show, ’Democracy Now’ where Belafonte was interviewed. It’s good reading.

March 22, 2007

Is Drowning Peaceful?

During a speech in Canberra last night, John Howard said Iraqis need patience and resolve, not a timetable or retreat.

ABC News Online

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March 26, 2007

Play the Percentages

"Nick Minchin has let the cat out of the bag this morning, he’s admitted that the Future Fund will comfortably meet its target by 2020, well ahead of schedule" - Wayne Swan
ABC News Online


Well, maybe Nick did and maybe he didn’t allow the feline freedom. This is politics at it’s most desperate. It’s "he said", "no I didn’t" type of stuff you’d normally hear in a junior school yard.

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March 27, 2007

Guilty of What?

Greens Leader Bob Brown says Hicks’s guilt will always be in doubt, despite the guilty plea.

"His guilty plea is simply a plea for release, for exit from the inhumane Guantanamo Bay gulag, and that’s a human response."
ABC News Online


Finally, after five long years of inaction on the part of the Australian government and a tacit promotion of a clearly unfair and illegal system of so-called justice, David Hicks has taken matters into his own hands in a bid to secure his own release from the Cuban hell hole which has been his cage.

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March 28, 2007

Highly Unlikely

That's how Bannerman sees the so-called prosecution seeking and achieving a 20 years sentence for David Hicks, following his guilty plea to the Specification 1 of the charges levied against him.
However, digression, whilst satisfying, doesn't address the issue of just what sentence Hicks' will wind up with. Will it be 20 years as rumoured? Well, as the post title states, Bannerman believes that occurrence to be unlikely. Bannerman believes an accommodation between the US and Australian governments has already been reached, which would explain the gag order on all concerned with yesterday's hearing and the end result. Bannerman believes that David Hicks will be back in Australia before the end of April, indeed, may well be back before the end of next week. What remains to be seen is just what Hicks will be sentenced to, whether it be additional incarceration in this country, which seems grossly unfair, and whether Hicks will be effectively silenced by the Australian government regarding his story.

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March 29, 2007

Daze of Whine and Posers

"Integrity never goes out of style, and it is integrity which will allow any aspirant to survive the constant examinations of political life." - Santo Santoro

ABC News Online


Indeed, real integrity, statesmanship, and personal honesty outside of party politics are admirable qualities for any prospective political aspirant. Bannerman finds the statement by Santoro to be extremely ironic, in that his integrity both as a Senator and political animal within the Queensland Liberal Party is evidently suspect. Perhaps Santoro fell victim to the all too obvious arrogance and hubris which oozes from the Howardian cabal these days? This appears evident in another of his insights into the political life.

"There is no point pretending that the media cycle will get shorter, one’s personal life will remain private or that one’s financial activities will remain unexamined."

And neither they should, to the Bannerman’s mind. Public life is exactly that. Public and accountable. If you’re not prepared for the voyeuristic demands that public life imposes, don’t enter the fray and then whine about it when sprung.

It's Not Easy Being Green

"There are many countries near to us - Indonesia comes very much to mind - where an initiative such as this will be very much welcome" - John Howard on the launching of his governments ’tree initiative’



Bannerman’s having a hard time understanding the impetus on this one. Australia is contributing $200 million Aussie tax-payer dollars to places like Indonesia and Malaysia to plant more trees and help stamp out illegal logging of precious natural forests and their associated habitats, yet nothing towards doing the same thing at home???!

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March 30, 2007

How Long is a Piece of String?

Just how close are we to a federal election? This question occurred to Bannerman earlier today while toiling away, listening to ABC News Radio in the background. He noted two articles in particular, both of which featured that ever-lovable Treasurer, Peter Costello.

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March 31, 2007

Where's the Truth Now?

"It’s Good"

Well, no, it’s not good. In fact it’s downright disgraceful and disgusting. Not especially surprising in any particular aspect, but extremely distasteful none the less.

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April 1, 2007

Such Is Life

"As far as the Australian Government’s concerned, it’s interesting that there’s an election in Australia later this year and Mr Hicks will be in custody until after it, and he won’t be able to speak about his circumstances for another year."

Indeed it is interesting and highly unlikely to be a coincidence.

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April 3, 2007

Price to Pay

Bannerman wound up being quite touched by the interview on 7:30 Report this evening between David Hicks’ military defence lawyer, Marine Major Michael Mori, and Kerry O’Brien. Clearly, Mori wasn’t going to respond to several of Kerry’s questions as Kerry would have liked, but the one telling point in the entire interview came with the very last question. When he returned to his military career, would there be a price to pay for Mori, as a result of his staunch support for and defence of his client over the past four-and-a-half years?

The look of resignation and inevitability which passed across Mori’s chagrinned face spoke volumes, even if his mouth uttered a non-committal platitude. That one question and one facial expression is proof positive, as far as Bannerman is concerned, that the Hicks issue impacted negatively on more than just David Hicks. Kudos to you, Michael Mori. May your legal career rise to great heights upon your exit from the military. May that day come soon and bring you the justice you deserve. Bannerman applauds.

April 4, 2007

No Change

So, the RBA has left interest rates alone. For the time being. Was it the right decision for today's economy, where disposible income is almost entirely absorbed in debt maintenance? Where a balance of trade deficit continues to exist despite a supposedly booming economy?

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April 10, 2007

Back to the Future....Again

PRIME Minister John Howard has announced a major new deployment of Australian troops to Afghanistan, building up to a 1000-strong presence by 2008.

NEWS.com.au

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April 11, 2007

The Bleeding Obvious

Noted on the ABC news site:

The US-led war on terror is only fuelling more violence by focusing on military solutions

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Bit of Claytons with your Port?

Prime Minister John Howard says he will not be moving to take control over state ports as they struggle to keep up with demand for coal exports.
ABC News

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April 12, 2007

Good Stuff, But A Poor Beginning

"We're not about winning elections in a year, we're about winning debates over a decade. The conservative ideas experiment has been tried and it's failed. They've left Australia with fragile prosperity based on a boom, far too many kids left behind, a changing climate, a divided culture and knee-jerk responses to real security threats." - Michael Cooney, Policy Director, Per Capita Thinktank

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April 13, 2007

Drawing the Long Bow

PM credits IR laws for jobs surge - National - smh.com.au

workchoices - a difficult draw

"I do believe, after a year - and a year in which 276,000 new jobs have been created - it is reasonable to assert that one of the contributions made to this spectacular growth in employment has been the removal of the unfair-dismissal provisions under Work Choices," - Little Johnny Howler

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April 14, 2007

Ideology for the Demagogues

"Nobody should be thrown out of work or lose their business or lose their home because of a zealot, or zealotry in relation to policy" - Peter Costello

So, permit Bannerman a moment of misunderstanding here. It’s not okay to be concerned about the damage that business and industry is doing to our climate on a global scale, but it is okay to deliberately weight the balance of probabilities in favour of the very same businesses and industries when it comes to industrial relations? Those who show their concern for the impacts of climate change, according to the conservative ideology, are zealots. Meanwhile, those same conservatives who champion the ability of business and industry to strip away the earning capacity, lifestyle and benefits of having a job consider themselves friends of the working class.

Of course, Workchoices is good for Australia and not ideologically driven, whereas the zealots championing the resolution of climate change causes are the antithesis. Ideologues.

There’s something wrong with this scenario, Australia. Can you spot what it is?

April 16, 2007

The Message Has Been Received

Federal Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd and Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey have ended their weekly spot on Seven's Sunrise morning program.

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April 17, 2007

Of course, he would say that

Howard questions authenticity of AWA data.

Well, he would, wouldn't he. When we get right down to tin tacks, rejection of bad numbers is all Howard has. He surely doesn't have anything concrete to counter the claims in the SMH, or we'd have seen them up in lights. Joe Hockey says the stats 'don't tell the whole story'. Well, c'mon Joe.....we're waiting.

John Winston Howard - Realist?

Howard says he's realistic about his position in the polls and claims the underdog position in the leadup to this years federal election.

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April 18, 2007

The Good and the Bad, but not all Ugly

Support for Labor IR plans

"It is not possible to see how any of the major announcements are a forward step for jobs or productivity from where we are today,"

So says Peter Hendy, CEO of the Australian Chamber of Commerce and Industry in response to Kevin Rudd's outlining of his party's approach to industrial relations, productivity and climate change.

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April 20, 2007

Razors Edge

Rudd tells AMWU boss to 'get real' about IR.

Federal Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd has told a major union boss to 'get real' with his criticism of Labor's new industrial relations (IR) policy.

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Oom-pah Oom-pah stick it up yer joom-pah

PM touts new nuclear reactor as 'triumph'.

"If a nation is unwilling to make a capital investment in projects of this nature, then it's really not interested in our future"

Little Johnny Howler blowing his own trumpet yet again on the nuclear issue. He even deigns to compare the OPAL reactor with a full-blown power generation facility, yet anyone with half a brain knows it's nothing of the kind. This new medical and industrial research facility is a light-water 20Mw reactor. Even the smallest reactors used in military naval vessels range around 150Mw and certainly aren't attached to the myriad scientific instruments that the Sydney OPAL reactor has.

That vast difference isn't likely to stop JWH from blowing the nuclear tuba though.

April 24, 2007

Motherhood

"As a Government, we've made decisions in the past 11 years that impact directly on the lives of Australians. No doubt we've made our mistakes. All governments do." - John Winston Howard.
Never were truer words written or uttered.

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April 26, 2007

Run and Hide!

New IR body will be 'hand-picked by unions': Howard.

"I tell you what the problem of that is, is that those people will be hand-picked by the union bosses."
"This is a political device to give the impression of modernity but in reality it will hand back even greater power to union bosses,"

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April 27, 2007

While the B-man's away

"My name’s Kevin, I’m from Queensland, I’m here to help,"

Seriously, if I’ve* heard that opening line from Kevin Rudd once today, I must have heard it twenty times.

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April 29, 2007

Furphies Anonymous

Australia’s only feasible options are clean coal technology and nuclear power.

ABC News Online

and the light on the hill, according to Anthony Albanese, isn’t the glow from a nuclear waste dump. Yet the 44th Australian Labor Party’s national conference has ratified a policy change, albeit on a slim margin, which will see the ’three mines’ policy consigned to the historical wastebasket.

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May 5, 2007

Peeeewwww!

p_u
JOHN Howard will use his backdown on WorkChoices to unleash a multi-million-dollar taxpayer-funded campaign to counter the union-led advertising assault on the federal workplace laws.

Yes, Joe, I reckon he’s on the nose too! Yet another desperate ploy by this aged PM to counter a somewhat flawed, but eminently more acceptable-to-the-voters opposition approach to the most sensitive political subject to have arisen in these past eleven years.

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May 8, 2007

Patching the collander

As part of the climate change measures, the solar rebate scheme will be doubled to up to $8,000 per household. ABC News

In years past, especially in election years, the Howard government hasn't been too keen on 'leaking' budget details to the media before post time.

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May 9, 2007

Budgetary Blarney

In a word....unimpressed. That's my impression of Peter Costello's 12th budget delivery.

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May 10, 2007

The End is Nigh

Tony Blair will today return to Durham's Trimdon Labour Club, and the room where he launched his Labour leadership campaign on June 11 1994, to announce that he is standing down as party leader, before finally endorsing Gordon Brown as his successor tomorrow. - Guardian

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May 12, 2007

Clowns to the left of me...

"I want you to know that the American people do not support a policy of retreat. We want to complete the mission, get it done right, and return with honour." - Dick Cheney doing another Mission (yet-to-be)Accomplished - ABC News Online


At least this ageing compulsive teller of non-truths had the luck of the Gods with him (couldn’t possible have been good planning) in that he delivered yet another of his ’we’ll fight ’em on the beaches’ tirades from the deck of an aircraft carrier other than the USS Abraham Lincoln. I doubt the crew of that vessel ever wants their ship to be the backdrop for another failed political pork-pie contest.

Seriously, does Cheney really believe anyone gives an intercontinental ballistic flying fuck whether Iran becomes a member of the nuclear club? Maybe this is Let’s-Slap-Iran-In-Public week? Or perhaps it’s Tell-Your-Biggest-Lie day? Last I heard, Iran didn’t have any nuclear weapons, nor the capacity to produce same. Last I heard, Iran was pursuing a nuclear power generation capacity. Why then does Cheney feel the need to make a complete and utter arse of himself (again!) by making a statement which has no basis in probability? Maybe he hasn’t rattled his sword lately, and felt the compulsion to show that he still has what it takes. In the shake, rattle & roll stakes, anyway. Maybe he knows his ride on the Power Pony is just about over. Another 18 months and it’s fade away into obscurity for Richard Bruce Cheney. His fifteen minutes of fame still await him. He’s exhausted his, yours and my own quantum of infamy and perhaps that’s how he deserves to be remembered. As a liar, cheat and thief of the truth whenever it was in danger of showing itself.

May 14, 2007

Laying a Reith in memorium

Watching the ABC production 'Bastard Boys' last night, I couldn't help but wonder at the timing of the screening.

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Making something from nothing

At last!! My very own piece of virtuality.

F3 5F 8E 45 F8 E1 F8 45 D1 A6 A1 3F CE 75 4C 31

Yes indeedy, a pseudorandom 128 bit integer expressed as a hexadecimal and it’s MINE, ALL MINE!!! No matter how many times you try, you’ll never duplicate my piece of nothing.

May 15, 2007

Bad Reception

Prime Minister John Howard says today’s Newspoll result is very negative for his Government.

ABC News Online

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May 17, 2007

The Trip Home

r133743_448561 The bags under ’Dolly’s’ eyes speak volumes about the difficult times the Howardians find themselves in of late. Doubtless, he’ll be glad to have the Hicks issue off his plate. I dare say the plane might even be in-country by the weekend.

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Fear and Loathing - the funny kind

Here’s a quick one aimed at a particular member of the audience, and you’ll know who you are.

It seems that of all the bastards incorporated, the chief can’t handle being chatted by those he chats. Registration required indeed! Yesterday was so different, then the Banner-bogey-man dropped by.

Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience. It’s just a shame we can’t debate and relate, but I’d hate to feel responsible for your sleepless nights. 2375506 - I won’t hold my breath waiting.

May 18, 2007

Don't be a strag

towelday

Do you know where your towel is? Better get it together in time for next Friday. Celebrate the life and wit of Douglas Adams by ensuring you take your towel with you, Friday 25th May, 2007.

May 20, 2007

A Ghost Plane?

N-Number Inquiry Results N-Number Inquiry Results

Owner: Time Works Leasing LLC
N90AM

Couldn’t resist the opportunity to see just who owns this aircraft. Oh, by the way, it’s the one which flew David Hicks home from the Cuban hell-hole he’s been held in for the past 5 years.

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May 23, 2007

Laying Waste to the Taxpayer

Yesterday we heard reported that Senator John Faulkner extracted from the Commonwealth Public Service a figure for government sponsored, tax payer funded advertising so far this year.

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May 24, 2007

Such a Shame

ABC News Online

"We firmly believe that the US is a force of good in the world." - 'Dolly' Downer


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May 25, 2007

Look at the facts, not the furphy

A bit after the facts, really.

From yesterday's PM program

In a written statement, WorkDirections, a subsidiary of Therese Rein's business, says when it acquired an employment firm mid last year the common law contracts offered to staff had an above award amount calculated to compensate employees for the entitlements traded away. But that in December WorkDirections discovered the duties of some staff hadn't been properly classified, so that 58 of the 220 staff had been paid less than they were entitled to. Most have since got backpay and the company's in the process of finding the rest who've left.

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May 26, 2007

Appendage

"Appendage is a really bad way to put it, but women have a choice"

Herald Sun

One only need peruse the Hun pages occasionally to ensure the modus operandi remains unaltered.

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May 29, 2007

Standing Orders

Listening to Question Time today - first time for quite some period - I noted sadly that nothing has changed with regard to David Hawkers clear bias from the Speaker's Chair.

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May 30, 2007

Perceptions Matter

There’s a dramatic difference between this political advertising, and this

Personally Addressed
Personalised
crap
more crap?
political advertising. The former arrived in an envelope bulging at the seams addressed to ’The Householder’. The latter......well, you can see for yourself, reader. I rather appreciate receiving mail - even if it is junk - which someone has taken the time to address to me, the person, not the Householder. In addition, it appears the ALP even know who my wife is, even though we appear many lines apart in the Bowman electoral roll.

Both lots of mail are political claptrap, neither of which is going to sway me from my already chosen vote. The former was paid for by my taxes....and yours for that matter. The latter’s payment comes from the ALP coffers. Most likely contributed to the Party from various and many Union bodies, none of which I’m a member of, so I feel quite non-plussed about it’s receipt. It’s still junk though.

Perceptions, you see dear reader, matter.

June 1, 2007

Still in denial

Stealthy moves of the predator

I can't really say that Peter Hartcher's Op Ed in today's SMH has anything new to say, or even portrays an objective position.

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June 4, 2007

Who do ya trust?

PM 'scaremongering' on climate change

History, it's often said, always repeats itself.

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June 6, 2007

Ball Bag Battler

ACCC chief calls for ’fair go’

Someone needs to wise Graeme Samuel up to the fact that petrol retailers don’t set the Terminal Gate Price of fuel in this country. Supposedly, he already knows this, but judging by this toothless tilt at the refiners, he’s merely rattling his nuts around inside his threadbare pants. Time to grow some real gonads, Mr Samuel. Perhaps Iemma’s stem cell legislation might be your saving grace. Unless you happen to be a mick, that is.

A Whinge and a Prayer

..........and on the subject of the good vicar, Pell, it’s all very well for him to have his own opinion, even to expressing the view of his church on the issue of stem cell research. In fact, on any issue.

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June 10, 2007

Popularism Large

"Australians by and large accept that international settings and market forces will govern the price of petrol, but they will not tolerate being taken for a ride by anyone"

ABC News Online


How very prophetic and self-soothed by the little twirp as well. Have you noticed, reader, the almost incessant use by Howard of the terminology, "by and large"?

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June 11, 2007

V8 Supercars - Round Five - Eastern Creek

This long weekend saw the V8 circus return to Eastern Creek, outside of Sydney, for the first time since 2005.

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June 13, 2007

Pot, Kettle, Etcetera

ABC News

"This document is a dirty tricks manual and it is calculated through techniques of misrepresentation, push polling and the like to achieve one purpose,"

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June 14, 2007

Houses of the People

Watchdog probes Howard’s Kirribilli function.

My perspective on this shameful Kirribilli House party-for-the-rusted-on shindig is a plain and simple one.

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June 15, 2007

Wheels Within Wheels

ABC News Online
News from the ABC's Investigative Unit which last night revealed what looks suspiciously like more underhanded movements by the Howardian cabal towards embracing the nuclear power cycle, is reminiscent of John Howard's claims of non-involvement in ethanol marketing by the Manildra Group not so many moons ago.

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June 19, 2007

Pay it back and it'll go away

MP repays electoral allowances

Mr (Ross) Vasta tonight told the Seven Network that he had repaid the Department of Finance over "administrative errors" in his electoral spending.

Noted on News-dot-com; Channel Seven and tonight’s ABC television news as having been "quietly repaid", Mr Vasta found some $24,000 had been the subject of this ’administrative error’. The Member for Bonner happens to be the incumbent in a very marginal Queensland seat. As are his colleagues Andrew Laming (Bowman) and Gary Hardgrave (Moreton), both of whom are also under investigation for allegedly rorting electoral allowances. One wonders if they too will ’quietly repay’ monies which have become subject of ’administrative errors’? Perhaps if they cough up the rorts now, quietly, Helen Coonan might find it in her cold, stoney heart to slip them a few bucks from her barrel of broadband pork.

I’ll be really keen to see if the AFP investigation continues on to it’s proper conclusion.

June 20, 2007

Not Possible......Is It?

Ruddock 'running secret political unit'

Phillip Ruddock a master muckraker? Nooo.......not possible. For any human being to have a conniving, underhanded bent, surely they must have standard human emotions as a pre-requisite.

Blogging in Reverse

Tim Blair features large in Ken Parish’s latest poke at the blogospheric corpse. I make it a rule to not soil my blogging sensibilities by frequenting Blairville, but having seen the Media Watch spray at Blair last Monday, I felt almost compelled to follow the links.

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June 21, 2007

Isabelle

Union crackdown no gimmick
I'm reminded of a knock-knock joke my dear Mother taught me when I was just old enough to appreciate humour but too young to understand what double entendre meant.

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June 22, 2007

Spin or Reality?

Mortgage repayments Hit New Record High
As someone who works within the Australian finance industry, I'm always alert to news and events which appear in my morning mail alert from Plugger.

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State of Emergency?

"Kevin Rudd’s meek, kneejerk endorsement of it is almost as disgusting, and marks him unfit to lead Australia."

A damning statement from the self-annointed blogospheric centrist, Ken Parish.

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If Good Men Do Nothing

Ex-Customs official spared jail
Allan Kessing may have been spared jail, but he has a conviction recorded against his name which morally should never have presented itself. As has been stated elsewhere, he deserves to be feted for what he did. Not castigated by the law.

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June 24, 2007

Bash Your Bible To Yourself

Extend Aboriginal porn ban to ACT, say Christians

When we hear about knee-jerk reactions to particular problems, this one has to be right up there with the jerkiest.

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June 29, 2007

Old News

Airport cargo security concerns 'being addressed'

Executive Director of the Office of Transport Security has stated:

"I can't give you a 100 per cent guarantee saying that we've addressed [the issue] or that there is no risk,"

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He Could be Right

Warming to the chance of an an August election

Peter Brent makes, what I believe, are valid postulations for an August poll.

Mr Creosote Wades In

"We can talk about our surpluses, we can talk about our strong economic position, our growth rates, we can talk about our low inflation, we can talk about our strong exports. All of those things are important and it’s good to have them. But the greatest assets this country has is the fundamental decency of its people."

Howard announces new SIDS funding

In the words of Mr Creosote, "Better get a bucket, I’m gonna throw up!"

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July 1, 2007

Curtains, Cows and Grumpy Housewives

It’s curious that we might get a referendum on this, but people don’t get a say on whether or not they want their local government authority amalgamated with other ones.

Daylight Saving debate won’t go away » The Bartlett Diaries

Andrew Bartlett draws attention to the re-born Daylight Saving issue in Queensland.

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You're Kidding, Right???

Noticeable on this morning’s Insiders was a clearly expressed opinion from Malcolm Farr and Glenn Milne that Howard’s Northern Territory intervention into aboriginal communities is not in any way influenced by the 2007 electoral cycle. Indeed, both commentators rubbished the claim from Karen Middleton that the election cycle had anything at all to do with the Howardian actions.

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July 3, 2007

The Cyclops and Achilles' Heel

Tim Dunlop recommends better disclosure under Freedom of Information legislation, and less of the 'national interest' folderoll.

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Doing What He Wants

President Bush’s decision to commute the sentence of I. Lewis Libby Jr.was the act of a liberated man — a leader who knows that, with 18 months left in the Oval Office and only a dwindling band of conservatives still behind him, he might as well do what he wants.
Never a truer word written. I wondered, as I listened to Bruce Shapiro give his weekly commentary on this case on LNL over past months, just how long Bush would wait until pardoning Libby. I’d have punted for a little longer, but that would have risked running into the Presidential Primary season. The upshot being that he’s done the unthinkable anyway. Cronyism? Every day of the week. As the NYT article states, Bush has nothing at all to lose, so he might as well look after his mates. I’d claim this as a travesty of justice, but the U.S. judicial system doesn’t seem to have any sway, so how can there have been any justice to have bee debased?

July 5, 2007

Questions Awaiting Answers

I’ve just had a read through the Defence Update 2007. I have some questions.

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July 6, 2007

More Questions Awaiting Answers

Aussie terrorism victim fronts anti-war campaign

Well timed deliberately or not, Louise Barry's video support of the GetUp campaign to withdraw Australian troops from Iraq must surely have an impact on the government in this election year.

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Frankly, My Dear...

Iraq like historic US war, says Bush

Complete and utter balderdash!

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July 8, 2007

Think Before You Ink

portraitThis man today launched his 2007 Senate re-election campaign. He’s already marked out his principal opponent as this........err ...... woman. paulinepic1

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July 9, 2007

Excuses, Excuses

Tim Dunlop re-opened......if indeed it was ever really closed......that old and smelly can of worms, "Why did Australia go to war in Iraq?" in today's blog. He certainly attracted a selection of government apologists as well.

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July 11, 2007

Pay Attention, and Win


The Labor push on groceries follows campaigns on a range of hip-pocket themes, including the high costs of fuel and childcare.


Populism? Yes, probably, but consider this. Wages demands are just around the corner especially with cost of living increases escalating as they are currently doing.

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July 13, 2007

Prime Mnisteral Buses

The BBJ introduces a new capability for long-distance international travel, able to fly almost anywhere in the world from Australia with only one stop.

RAAF Aircraft Museum Research

Yes indeed, the Boeing Business Jet (BBJ) is a remarkable aircraft.

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July 16, 2007

Tan Their Hides When They're Dead


"I am satisfied the (visa) cancellation is in the national interest," ...Kevin Andrews, Federal Minister for Immigration

Let’s be clear about this. Andrews takes his orders from Howard, and in this case, also from the slowly decaying corpse of Phillip Ruddock. How that man still manages to present to television cameras escapes me, however, as George Megalogenis suggested on the weekend, he is showing signs of wear & tear. For a corpse that is.

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July 17, 2007

Act in Haste, Repent in Opposition


The law as it stands allows for a person to be detained for questioning in relation to acts of terrorism. A person can be questioned for a maximum of 24 hours. However, the legislation does not state the maximum number of hours a person may be held before questioning begins. - Mr Peter Russo, partner in the law firm Ryan and Bosscher Lawyers, and Mohamed Haneef’s lawyer.

I believe this aspect of the governments anti-terrorism legislation to be the major failing of it, and is also the thrust of Peter Russo’s opinion piece in today’s Fairfax press.

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July 18, 2007

White Australia Awakening?

I’ve just spent the last three hours going through the Haneef Record of Interview so generously leaked to the Murdoch media by some kind soul close to the legalities of the matter.

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July 19, 2007

All His Own Work

denialI almost felt sorry for John Winston this evening, as Kerry O’Brien pecked away at that stubborn exterior. Ever the politician, Howard flatly refused to engage on the issue of the Wayne Errington’s and Peter van Onselen’s biography "John Winston Howard - The Biography". I say ’almost’ because at the end of the day, any discomfiture JWH must surely be feeling this close to the most crucial election of his political career, is entirely of his own creation. I’m not referring to his relationship with Costello. That was always a non-event. Both are highly competitive and both are politicians. ’Nuff said.

I’m referring to the commentary we’ve seen aired by his wife, his former head of PM&C and others with whom he doesn’t have any need to compete. The inferences appear dangerously self-centered, even self-important. Peter Costello won’t sink John Howard. John Howard is already doing quite well at that task all on his own.

July 23, 2007

Guilt by Association

The denial utterances coming from Phillip ‘Cadaver’ Ruddock just don’t ring true to me.

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Shoving the Duck

"Let the court decide on these things, let's not have the media trying to hear the whole case before the court does - that's the job of the court," - 'Dolly' Downer on the Haneef case. - ABC news Online

I'm actually aghast at this hypocracy by the Foreign Minister. He's quite often come out with the most outrageous of statements in the political sphere, especially when the government's scrambling for cover as it is with this Haneef affair.

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July 25, 2007

The Hand Which Feeds


"Can I say, we’re going to consult the people again. We haven’t fixed a time frame for doing that, and I think the time will come before too much longer when we do have an Australian as our head of state." - Kevin Rudd
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July 26, 2007

Balls and Bicycle Wheels

"Certainly, given the events, I’ve asked the police to assure me that the evidence and the information they gave to me is still correct"
Andrews asks police to review Haneef visa info - ABC News